You want a wild haircut?
I can make you look like
A TIGER
A LION
A DOG
LAWNMOWED
SUN VISOR
THE CAT'S MEOW
MELLOW JELLOW
SLICKED BACK
HIP HOPPED

COME ONE, COME ALL
SEE THE
BIGGEST BLOWUP
OF ALL TIME.
The Village Idiot

TWEET, TWEET
LITTLE BIRDIE
SING FOR ME